Conspiracy Theory

I am suspicious. Today I am in the office of my second job, receptionist at a charter school. As my mind wanders (my duties are few and far between), I find my attention drawn to the business suite directly across my office. Often I have wondered about them. My mother and I have had a few conversations about their unusual habits. My curiosity prompted me to google them and now I am even more confused. Taitsu America, I don't trust you.
Their employees pee way too often. I am have never seen human beings go in and out of a bathroom so many times in one day (the suites share a community bathroom). I rarely see customers and when I do they are almost always well dressed Japanese businessmen going into this suite employing mostly young, attractive, hip Japanese people. We accidentally received some of their mail once and, happy to have an excuse to enter, I went over and took it to them. The place smells rank. Today, after googling them, I see them advertised as a hardware store? Hardware?? I have never seen anything but people go in and out of there. No hardware. There are a few possibilities that would render them a legitimate business establishment, one of which is probably accurate. But to make my long boring days here a little more interesting, I'm going to go on believing they are operating a drug running/prostitution scam twenty feet away from me.